Goldfur's Gold Comedies: Aria- So here we are live on the Aria Eagleheart show! Today, we'll be interviewing Goldfur! Goldfur- For a lady as pretty as you, I wonder if you blow good? Aria- :/ Goldfur- Well anyways, my name is Goldfur, the scoundrel. I lived really poor until I learned to trick people into giving me money Aria- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, you're a thief. You are really poor and you--- Goldfur- I have tons of gold at my place, wanna see it? Aria- Sure? Why not? This is for the fans of course Goldfur- (Points down pants) There's the gold babe Aria- Well anyways, let's move onto our next interview! Aria And Her Show: Aria- Well I'm glad he's gone, he was such a parasite! Now we move onto our next talk for today Akartu- Hello, my name is---- Aria- Honey, no one likes people who want others to love them, now go play with your perverted friend Goldfur. You're both animals! Akartu- I'm not an animal! Aria- Explain that tail behind you, now go back to where you belong! I bet the other female dogs wants to play! Akartu- Grrrrrrrrr!!! Aria- And now we move on to our world wide famous, Draeznor! Draeznor- Thank you! Thank you! Aria- Now let's stop for a moment and think, why are you so overused? Draeznor- Well, thanks to my attack speed, I can finally rape everyone, especially girls like you Aria- Get out PERVERT!!!! Security!! Draeznor- No! No! No! I'm innocent! Aria- Ahahhahahaha, rapists like you don't deserve to be here! That's why you're banned one every game! Well anyways, that ends our show for now, stay tuned for more! Lunasa and NASA: NASA Agent- Soooooo, you control the moon, right? Lunasa- Duh? Can't you see I shoot out moons? NASA Agent- I don't really know about you, but I play League. Soraka does the same thing Lunasa- She shoots out bananas! NASA Agent- Well, that explains the porno Lunasa- NASA Commander- Help! We're under attacked by aliens! Soraka- All hail the bananas! Little Girl Squad: Carlie Q- Come on girls! Let's show these boys what we're made of! Nuutt- Ummm, we're the only young girls in the game, besides that teenagers. There's no other boys our age Carlie Q- Then let's fight each other to the death! Both- (Plays furiously on the computer) Nuutt- Ha! I beat you at everything! Carlie Q- How about this? (Pulls out yoyo and hits Nuutt with it) Die!! Killing Spree! More coming soon!