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  1. Average Player

    Average Player Da Sassy Owls

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    A little blue bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large hay field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and took a dump on him. As the frozen blue bird lay there in the heap of steaming pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!
     
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    Sadowmancer ✿lσvє gαиg✿ Staff Member

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  3. NiceMice

    NiceMice Eva is my waifu

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    Cow is the friend we need, but not we deserve.
     
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    Evanescent Forum PsychoLogist

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    Funnily enough that's my country's motto
     
  5. Average Player

    Average Player Da Sassy Owls

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    This is the best thing I've ever posted.
     
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