The Nub HOC Journey!

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  1. DragonFire92x

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    The Nub HOC Journey

    Henceforth, the characters will be named as the following:

    Riley12301 - Riley
    KatnissNeverclean - Katni
    Chloé Owey – Chloe
    ~Xarams~ - Xarams
    Crash_lord - Crashy

    Furthermore, these characters will be able to queue/be matched together regardless of the mode and communicate through in game chat everywhere.

    Chapter 1 Wtf is a MOBA?

    Riley: Hey guys! Hey girls! Yo! Hi! Hey!

    Chloe: What!? Why do you have to spit out so many words just to get our attention?

    Katni: It’s like Riley is the spitting image of Saint. Hahaha! You guys get it?

    Riley & Chloe: -.-

    Riley: anyways, I’m just excited that’s all. You guys need to try out this game I found on the appstore that we can play together.

    Katni: What is it called?

    Riley: It’s called the heroes of order and chaos. I’m downloading it right now; you should too.

    The three of them download the game and start it up, create their accounts and start the tutorial.

    Katni: Ooohh, there’s a tutorial! We need to select our hero.

    Riley: I call the fire type. I bet it evolves into something cool.

    Chloe: Fine I will take the dark elf. She looks pretty.

    Katni: Well, I’m stuck with the tree looking thing. But I’m okay with that. If I want to get good at this game, I should be someone that seeks growth! Hahaha! You guys get it?

    Chloe: *facepalm*

    The tutorial begins

    Riley: Oh so this is some sort of story with missions. Sounds easy enough.

    Katni: Wow this is really easy. Just move and hit the attack button.

    Riley: My hero doesn’t seem to attack faster even though I am rapidly pressing the attack button.

    Chloe: I don’t think it works that way. Anyways, mission accomplished!

    They return to the main menu

    Chloe: So now what?

    Riley: Look at this menu. There are activities. Or maybe we should checkout the lottery. Oh what does this thing do. Hey guys should we go to shop? No wait heroes seem interesting.

    Chloe: Would you shut up for a second? I think we should play the next mission.

    Katni: Yeah! Let’s do it together!

    Chloe: Okay, I think we choose play and co-op.

    The three of them queue together against CPUs in the lobby.

    Riley: Alright, I got my fire guy.

    Katni: And I got my tree guy.

    Chloe: Wtf! Where is my elf?

    Riley: Hmm... maybe only some character are available from the start. Just choose something else.

    Chloe: Ooooo, I’ll choose this Lu Yunfei guy. He looks handsome.

    They start the match

    Katni: What’s our objective? What do we do?

    Chloe: I don’t know.

    Riley: Let’s split up and try exploring.

    Katni goes to the upper jungles, Chloe goes to the lane, and Riley goes to the lower jungles.

    Katni: There’s nothing around here.

    Chloe: Oh look a tower! Maybe that’s our objective.

    [Chaos Force] killed [Chloe].

    Chloe: Wtf! I died.

    Riley: Hey guys! There’s a map on the left corner. Looks like there are enemies where Chloe was.

    Katni: I’m going down there then.

    Riley: Ok, I’m going to continue exploring.

    Chloe: Oh look there are little soldiers fighting the other ones.

    Katni: I think we need to kill the enemy heroes.

    Chloe: Let’s do it!

    Chloe and Katni attack the enemy CPU.

    Katni: Die!

    Chloe: Wait wtf! Why are the little soldiers attacking us now?

    Katni: Omg help!

    [Clip Dirtblade] killed [Chloe]

    [Rock Fist] killed [Katni] Assist(s): [Ihaelryna]

    Chloe: This game is hard...

    Katni: Where the heck is Riley?

    Riley: Hey guys! I found a dragon! It’s right here.

    Riley gives warning to their allies

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    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Chloe: Stfu! Stop spamming that thing.

    Riley: I’m going to try to fight it!

    [Dragon] killed [Riley]

    Katni: Well now... Let’s stick together and fight the enemies in the middle.

    Chloe: Good idea.

    Riley: Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack!

    Chloe: Stfu!

    [Ihaelryna]killed [Chloe]

    [Ihaelryna] killed [Katni]

    [Ihaelryna] killed [Riley]

    Riley: We barely did anything and she attacks so fast.

    [Ihaleryna] has destroyed a tower

    Katni: So I’m guessing this is a tower defense game since we just lost our tower.

    Riley: Actually I read somewhere that this is a MOBA.

    Chloe: Wtf is a MOBA?

    Riley: No idea. Anyways let’s try to kill the enemy again.

    After 10 minutes in game time, the game had ended. The score was 0-30. Riley, Katni, and Chloe were still level 1 when it ended.

    Chloe: Ugh we lost so badly. This is all Riley’s fault.

    Riley: What do you mean it’s my fault. Our score is the exact same 0-0-11-0 (K/D/A/CS).

    Chloe: Clearly I did more work than you. If only I had the elf. She seems like a really strong hero.

    Katni: I bet that would have improved your elf-esteem. Hahaha!

    Chloe: Omg! Just kill me now before Katni’s awful jokes do.

    Riley: Sorry I think the elf beat me to it by 11 times.

    Katni: I guess you can say Chloe got elfed up. Hahaha! I am on a roll!

    Chloe: Ughhh! I just want to get good at this game. It seems fun.

    Riley: Let’s try 5v5 instead. Maybe we will get teammates who can help us.

    Chloe: Wouldn’t that mean we have to fight more enemies. I mean we could barely take out one.

    Katni: Then we better brace our elves. Hahaha! I just can’t stop.

    Chloe: Omfg!
     
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    Chapter 2 Where is the Shop?

    Riley: Alright let’s go! Let’s try 5v5 co-op. C’mon. What’s taking so long?

    Chloe: Hold on! I want to check out the heroes. Ooh look at this one and this one. They are so cool!

    Riley: Ugh hurry up. Waiting... Whistles

    Katni: Yeah Chloe, hurry up before Riley finds this game bowing. Hahaha! Okay I will stop with the elf jokes.

    Chloe: Speaking of elf. She’s so cheap. I’m going to buy her.

    Riley: I’m going to stick to my lava dude.

    Katni: Okay let’s queue!

    The three of them queue a 5v5 co-op Rift game and are in lobby.

    Chloe: Instalocks with elf. Elf is mine!

    Riley: Hi everyone!

    Crashy: Hey

    Xarams: Yo

    Riley: How are you guys? Where are you guys from? We should vote on their favorite player after this game.

    Crashy: Uhh... By the way, do you guys have any issues playing this map?

    Chloe: READY!

    Xarams: Hold on. I need to change tabs.

    Katni: There’s tabs in this game? Like a web browser?

    Xarams: Facepalm. Hits ready with summer skin Lebmont.

    Chloe: Squeals. Look at his hero. He has some nice abs. Drools

    Riley: -_- Hits ready

    Katni: I’m going to try this hero. Looks like a cool ant. Hits ready

    The game begins

    Crashy has left the game

    Riley: Wow...

    Xarams: Don’t worry. Just work together and I will carry you guys.

    Katni: Now that we have a better idea how this game works, let’s go together!

    Katni, Chloe, and Riley all go mid lane

    Xarams gives warning to their allies (pings top lane)

    Xarams gives warning to their allies (pings bot lane)

    Xarams: Really guys... Split up.

    Chloe: Wtf! You said work together...

    Xarams: Sigh... Just umm... don’t die...

    The three of them see the enemy elf in mid lane

    Riley: Attack! Attack! Attack! Katni, why are you so far back? Attack! Attack!

    Chloe: Eat my arrows!

    [Katni] killed [Ihaelryna]

    Katni: Yay! I got a kill!

    Chloe: What?! You did nothing except for the last hit.

    Katni: I guess you can say it was buginner’s luck. Hahaha!

    Chloe: Omg! Please stop with the awful jokes...

    Katni: Why? Is it bugging you? Hahaha!

    Xarams: b

    Riley: b

    Chloe: What does that mean?

    Riley: Thumbs up.

    Xarams: Facepalm. It means back! As in go back to base to heal. Your health is low Riley.

    Riley: Ohhhhhhhhhh

    Riley walks back to base to go heal

    Xarams: Did you really just walk back to base...?

    Riley: Huh?

    Xarams: Thinks to himself. Even the shitty tutorial teaches the recall button. Use the flag button to port back to base.

    Katni: Oh you mean this button. Places a flag.

    Xarams: That’s a banner... The blue flag button is the recall.

    Chloe: Ports back to base. Oh I did it!

    Xarams: What the heck guys... Where are your items?

    Katni & Riley & Chloe: o_O

    Xarams: Buy items from the shop to get stronger.

    Katni & Riley & Chloe: ...

    Xarams: What?

    Riley: Umm where is the shop?

    Xarams: At the base! Omg!

    Katni: Oh I found it! Whoa there are so many items.

    Chloe: I think I found the best item. It increases your attack speed and has a 30% chance of slowing the enemy.

    Riley: I’m going to try this item.

    [Xarams] killed [Savaer]

    [Xarams] killed [Skale]

    [Xarams] killed [Lut Hiran]

    The three of them get back to the mid lane.

    Xarams: Checks his teammates’ items. What are you guys doing? Katni, why did you buy all kinds of potions? Riley, why do you buy an axe? You are a mage! And Chloe, where are your items?

    Riley: What do you mean?

    Chloe: I’m waiting until I get 2700 gold to buy the item.

    Katni: No need to get all antsy. Hahaha!

    Xarams: Omfg!

    Chloe: Yeah I know, her jokes are horrible.

    Riley: Hey Xarams! Yo! You seem like someone who has played a lot? How many missions have you completed? What’s the best hero? How did you get that name?

    Chloe: And this guy just doesn’t know when to stop talking.

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley: Hey there’s a dragon here too! This time my hero is level two.

    [Dragon] killed [Riley]

    Xarams: Can you guys just stick to the lane. It will make this game go quicker.

    Katni: Yeah Riley, stop draggong out the game. Hahaha!

    Silent moment

    Riley: Wow no reaction from Chloe for that terrible joke.

    Chloe: Sorry. Distracted. Sexy. Abs.

    Xarams: Ugh I must be high on acid to be going through this game with you guys.

    After a long 15 minute game of Xarams doing all the work, they won the game against the CPUs.

    Katni: Yay! A win!

    Riley: You are so pro Xarams!

    Friend request sent

    Xarams has left the game.

    Chloe: Bye nice abs.

    Riley: We should try out that other map tomorrow.

    Chloe: Let’s try it on PvP. I need to practice my elf against other players.

    Katni: Sounds good!
     
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    Chapter 3 Tank?

    Riley: Alright let’s go! Let’s try 5v5 train normal PvP.

    Chloe: Heehee, I’m so excited to wreck others with my elf.

    Katni: Riley start the queue!

    The three of them queue a 5v5 train game and are in lobby.

    Chloe instalocks elf.

    Riley: Hi team!

    Kugikugi14: Hello!

    Hipster_Taco: Nub pigs! Change skill!

    Chloe: But we don’t have the other skills yet.

    Hipster_Taco: Stupid cow!

    Katni: Oh boy! This guy wants to start beef with us. Haha! Get it?

    Chloe: *facepalms*

    Kugikugi14: Just ignore him. We’ll be fine with me on your team ;)

    Riley: I’m going to try this guy I just bought. I heard he is really good. Picks Archimitiros.

    Kugikugi14: Yeah he is really good once he reaches level 6.

    Katni: I’m going to use this sssssexy hero. Chooses Sia.

    Hipster_Taco: Katni you tank!

    Chloe: I think you mean thank you Katni, though I really hope you’re not thanking her for her jokes.

    Kugikugi14: Well this is going to be an interesting game...

    Both teams ready up

    Kugikugi14: Follow me guys!

    Chloe was quick to follow as she decided to save her gold for later while Riley buys two acolyte staffs before catching up with them. Katni looks through the shop trying to figure out what to buy but eventually copies Riley.

    Hipster_Taco: Hurry up you stupid pig!

    Katni: Well I’m sorry I happen to be such a slow-pork. Haha!

    Chloe: Omg! Stop with the jokes and get your butt over here, wherever here is.

    Katni: Alright, alright, I’m coming. Katni eventually catches up just in time for the train to come out.

    Riley: Oh look a train!

    Kugikugi14: We need to destroy before it reaches our towers.

    The team attacks the train while the opposing team attack the train on the other side of the map. Katni manages to get the last hit on the train.

    Katni: Yay! I killed the train.

    Hipster_Taco: You stupid goat! Leave train for carry.

    Chloe: You really need to work on your English. Carry is a verb not a noun.

    Kugikugi14: Sigh...

    Riley: What’s up with these boots on the ground? Walks over the boots. Whoa look at how fast I’m going. Oh look, spiders. Attacks the spiders and kills them with ease. Oh wow that was easy with this hero. I bet I can kill the dragon with this hero.

    Kugikugi14: Uhhh... there’s no dragon on this map.

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley gives warning to their allies

    Riley: What about this guy in the middle of the map.

    Kugikugi14: Wait! Don’t get near tha...

    [Baask] killed [Riley]

    Hipster_Taco: Dumb chicken!

    Kugikugi14: Guys just focus on getting your level up.

    Katni: Yeah Riley! Stop horsing around. Haha! Get it?

    Chloe: Omg Katni! Instead of telling us those terrible jokes, help me kill these minions.

    Hipster_Taco: Get out pigs! Solo lane.

    Katni: No need to be such a hog! Haha! I’m sorry but you really set me up on that one.

    Chloe: Dammit Katni! Just help!

    Kugikugi14: Guys! You are pushing that lane too far.

    Chloe gets grabbed into tower by the enemy Akartu. While Katni gets stunned by the enemy Jombraa.

    [DragonFire92x] killed [Chloe]

    [DragonFire92x] killed [Katni], assisted by [Nightshadexx]

    Hipster_Taco: Omg! Stupid cows!

    Chloe: Ugh that happened so fast... I had no time to shoot my stun arrow.

    Katni: Team boa and arrow has failed. Haha!

    Riley: -_- Can we get a little more serious?

    Katni: Sorry, I just can’t help that I am so hissterical. Hahahaha!

    Kugikugi14 gives warning to their allies

    Kugikugi14: Everybody, defend tower.

    Riley: Attack! Attack! Attack that big blue guy!

    [DragonFire92x] killed [Chloe]

    [DragonFire92x] killed [Riley]

    [DragonFire92x] killed [Katni]

    [DragonFire92x] performed a triple kill!

    Chloe: Omg! How did he get away!?

    Hipster_Taco: Useless donkeys hitting tank.

    Kugikugi14: Don’t worry. We still have a chance to come back.

    Kugikugi14 gives warning to their allies(pings Baask).

    Kugikugi14: Come and let’s kill this.

    They begin attacking Baask until it’s shield comes up. Riley who was closest, decides to be on the same side of Kugikugi14 and Hipster_Taco.

    Hipster_Taco: Move tank!

    Chloe: You mean horse? Or the snake or the elf? I’m so confused.

    Riley: Omg the monster is shooting out green stuff!

    Katni: Hurry up and kill it guys!

    Jombraa comes to stun the carries with Akartu following up while Katni, Chloe, and Riley try to finish off Baask. Then, Nutt’s ult comes flying by.

    [Meterologist] killed [Baask]

    [Meterologist] killed [Kugikugi14]

    [Meterologist] killed [Hipster_Taco]

    [Meterologist] killed [Katni]

    [Meterologist] killed [Riley]

    [Meterologist] killed [Chloe]

    [Meterologist] performed an epic kill!

    The surrender window comes up (initiated by Hipster_Taco)

    Katni and Chloe: Wtf?

    Riley: It’s still early in the game.

    Surrender vote 2-3.

    Hipster_Taco: Nub pigs.

    Hipster_Taco has left the game.

    Kugikugi14: Sigh...

    After a 20 minute slaughter, it finally came to an end with a score of 32-1 (Nubshadexx died once).

    Kugikugi14: Oh well... You guys should check out my stream and vids. You may get better by watching and learning from them.

    Chloe: Oh? Let me search it up! Mmmmm you are definitely worth checking out... I mean your gameplay.

    Kugikugi14: XD Anyways c ya.

    Riley: Seems like we should watch some of the vids.

    Katni: Yeah, it might “shed” some light on our mistakes. Haha! Get it?

    Chloe: Omg! Enough with the corny jokes!
     
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    The journey has officially begun!

    So this fanfic will be dialogue style. Enjoy!
     
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    I just had a epic lmao
     
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    I can't breathe
     
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    Riley12301 Gambler :D Staff Member

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    Oh wow, this one is actually good. Accurate representation of what new players go through. Gj, 5 stars, 10/10.
    And it's just like me to go straight for the dragon when I was new to the game, and spam the warning and attack buttons. I did pick molten btw when I first started playing.
     
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    dafuq is this sht?

    wait, next will be 5v5 so does that mean there will be 2 new characters?
     
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    Riley12301 Gambler :D Staff Member

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    Do you play hoc? Maybe me, you, and Chloe should try a 3v3 for real, and post the results 0~0
     
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    DragonFire92x One True God

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    You don't like it? :(
    I actually enjoy writing the lines for your character the most.They are the punniest stuff in this story.

    As for the 5v5 thing, it will probably just be temporary characters.
     
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    i like it ;)
     
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    3V1LS0UL I liek fizz C:

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    if I'm one I'm posting my dragon story
     
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    well im an android player .-.
     
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