troll thread 2 the prequal to the sequal

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  1. rivercrow19

    rivercrow19 Anti-mod

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    卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐 I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparian orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert!
     
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  2. DragonFire92x

    DragonFire92x One True God Staff Member

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    what the actual fk...
     
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  3. Riley12301

    Riley12301 Gambler OP ♠️♦️♣️♥️ Staff Member

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    This might be the funniest thing I have ever read.
    And it's prequel and sequel*
     
  4. Average Player

    Average Player Da Sassy Owls

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    He has better imagination than you
     
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  5. Evanescent

    Evanescent Forum PsychoLogist

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    It could be a copypasta

    But nice, Apache
     
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    Akise no longer Detective

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    Riley12301 Gambler OP ♠️♦️♣️♥️ Staff Member

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    rivercrow19 Anti-mod

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  9. KatnissNeverclean

    KatnissNeverclean 3-1-17

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    It is.
     
  10. Average Player

    Average Player Da Sassy Owls

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    The booty is beauty;
    The booty is fine.
    The booty's a cutie,
    And truly divine.
    The booty's stupendous.
    The booty's the biz.
    Profoundly tremendous,
    And soundly the shiz.

    It's easily, squeezily,
    Swift to suffice.
    It's plumptious and scrumptious,
    And wondrously nice.
    A vision of glamour.
    The essence of class.
    The beauty of booty.
    The beauty of ass.
     
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