Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 3 [Woodlord4707 Edition]

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  1. woodlord4707

    woodlord4707 Active Member

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    Hello people... long time no see eh... Well, I'm back with more ideas. This is obviously one of them. :p

    So... my old threads are dead and shall remain dead. Feel free to express requests and whatsoever here. No hate pls.

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF... HOC...

    Tryptic

    Vs.

    Agdirousi

    BEGIN!

    Agdirousi

    Oh yeah... it's about to get real!
    The greatest fighter of the desert
    versus the game advertising exert...
    The dark counterpart
    That means you are just the opposite!
    Your the greatest disgrace to fighters
    since the rise of Asian composites
    I'll stab you straight in the chest
    Send your purple colored remains to the rest.
    You couldn't 1 v 1 me cuz
    You can't beat the best!

    Tryptic

    Old school!
    How many people now are playing you?
    Failure!
    Revenge is what I seek, not you!
    Your a wussy original version
    Messed up by the next HOC generation
    You can stay in the desert
    while I take the whole continent.
    Take you to your last resort
    Under sand, the king's compliments.
    Look at you, you're so skinny!
    You think you can beat me!?
    Ha
    5 you s on 1 me. That'd be easy!
    I can't believe they made me your dark side.
    Send you back to your reptile friends.
    Apartheid!

    Agdirousi

    I put the dis in the desert.
    You put the RIP in the Tryptic.
    What is so special about a man with 3 arms?
    Who's only purpose is to bring global harms.

    Tryptic

    YAWN!
    I wasn't listening to what you call a verse!
    How many times have you been killed?
    And been called the worst!
    Even on Facebook, I have more followers than you.
    In your life your always #2!
    I'd kill you in front of your tribesmen,
    then eat the rest
    You need to learn to put on clothes.
    Learn how to dress!
    Face me in a solo match! One on one!
    When I use my skill on you... You got pwned son!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
     
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  2. lochead

    lochead Gay-HomoPhobic-HomoSexual Member

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    Tryp def won. Still like sand more lol
     
  3. 3V1LS0UL

    3V1LS0UL I liek fizz C:

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    He was last seen October of last year. Definitely will find a response.
     
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