One Shot! Homo Sweet Home

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  1. DragonFire92x

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    The following fanfic contains sexuality and mature content that are not suitable for some audiences. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

    All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to people on this forum is purely coincidental.

    Note: That this fanfic has been sponsored by Dickney on the terms that the violence be removed and replaced with singing.

    It also contains gay matters. You have been warned!
    Chapter 1 – Feeling Blue

    The doorbell rang but there was no answer. The doorbell began to ring violently until suddenly the door is busted down. “Yo Zupernutz!” At the doorway appeared a man with a big boner in his pants. It was none other than Jackeho! He steps in and looks around to find porn magazines lying on the table. The television was on.

    Another man steps in who had his hand in his pants around the crotch area. “Oooo, check out what’s on the tv! It’s BBC!” He takes a seat and pulls out his chide cock from under his pants and begins stroking it.

    “Dammit Gayle! We didn’t come here to jack off to our favorite channel!” said Jackeho.

    “Why are we even here. Jackeho? You know he has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.”

    Jackeho responds. “I know that! But I must continue to train my cock for our master’s sake and what better place to train than his own sanctuary! Just imagine the day that he returns where I show him my dick, bigger and harder than before.”

    Gayle consoles him “By the time he gets out of prison, he probably will be shooting blanks permanently like your previous master. Just give up on him.”

    Jackeho begins to tear up. “I feel like Zupernutz was more than a master to me. He was...”

    Gayle puts his hand on Jackeho’s shoulder and begins to sing

    Let it go, let it go. Can’t hold it back anymore. Gayle unleashes a cumshot, which splatters on the tv screen. “Oh yeah!”

    Jackeho sighs.

    Gayle puts his cock back in his pants before looking back at the depressed Jackeho. “That’s it! I know what you need! He grabs his bro by the dick and drags him out of the house. Before Jackeho knew it, Gayle had dragged me to town, right in front of the strip club.

    Jackeho asked “What are we even doing here?”

    Gayle replies “I can’t remember the last time you came. Do you have any idea of the consequences of prolonged sexual arousal without ejaculation? It’s time you get a lapdance; I’m paying!” The two go in and stand right in front of the stage. At that moment, the lights begin to dim. A guy on a microphone announces “And now, a special performance from everyone’s favourite, Willey 12369!”

    The spotlight shines at the curtains. The curtain pulls up revealing the young man wrapped in a fur coat and wearing a headset mic. He walks up right in front of Jackeho and begins to sing.

    He quickly removes his fur coat revealing his naked oiled up body. I can show the world.
    Willey12369 feels his body up with his hands as he moves his lower body to force his penis to make circles in the air. Shining, spinning, splendid.
    He gets down on the ground and caresses Jackeho’s face with his hand. Tell me, honey, now when did. You last let your cock decide!...

    With Willey12369 up so close to Jackeho, Jackeho found himself mesmerized by Willey12369’s blue eyes. ...Fuck you sideways and under. On a magic bouncy ride

    Willey12369 bends over and spreads his butthole A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view.

    He wages his finger. No one to tell you no. Or where to go. Or stop you at only rimming.
    He begins to stroke his own penis as he continues to sing until the finale. I’m like a shooting star.
    He unloads a cumshot towards the audience. I’ve cum so far. It can’t go back to how it used to be.

    Jackeho had tears falling down his cheek. He whispers to himself “He’s right, it can’t go back to how it used to be.” He pictures the times he had with Zupernutz. He wipes the tears and the cum from his face with his hand and puts on a smile.
     
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  2. DragonFire92x

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    Chapter 2 – Drowning Tonight

    The performance ended. Jackeho and Gayle go to the bartender to order a few drinks.

    Gayle laughs “Well... aren’t you going to thank me for bringing you here?”

    Jackeho responds “What?”

    Gayle clarifies “Don’t tell me that didn’t cheer you up?”

    Jackeho hesitates before answering “well, uh, yeah I guess...”

    Suddenly someone walks up behind Jackeho and says “Is it really you!?”

    Jackeho turns around and is caught off guard by the person’s face up close. He falls off his bar stool. He looks back up at the person to see that it is Willey12369.

    Willey12369 helps Jackeho up and asks “You’re the guy that helped saved this town at D Day right?”

    Jackeho was cautious about getting mesmerized by his blue eyes again and tries to avoid eye contact “Yeah, I was there during the fight against Chycocks.”

    Willey 12369 squeals “Oh my god! I’m such a huge fan of you.” He begins to drool over his idol. “The way you wield your chide dick and shoot out your cum is amazing.”

    Jackeho was getting nervous and turns to Gayle for some support. However, Gayle was making out with some other guys. Gayle notices Jackeho looking at him and momentarily stops kissing to tell Jackeho “Hey brother, I’m going to head out, actually more like ‘head’ in and out if you get what I mean.” His new acquaintances giggle. He says to Jackeho “You have fun with your friend now and winks.” Gayle holds hands with the two new guys as they walk out and begins to sing You’re the sexiest bunch I ever met. But you can bet after we’re through. Misters, I’ll f*** the man out of you.

    Jackeho and Willey12369 have a few drinks and talk about how fascinated they were about each other’s skills for a few hours until it got really late. The two of them leave the strip club where Willey 12369 walks unsteadily through the door.

    Willey says “Whoa, looks like I had a few too many drinks.”

    Jackeho was concerned and suggests “Let me walk you home”, which Willey12369 agrees to. So the two walk together that night until they reach Willey12369’s apartment.

    Willey12369 pulls out his keys and begins to jangle them trying to get the right key for his front door. He clumsily drops the keys on the ground. Jackeho tries to help by picking up the keys for him but Willey12369 also reaches for the keys. Willey’s hand touches Jackeho’s hand who manages to grab the keys. The awkward moment causes them to simultaneously look toward each other where their eyes meet. They both stand up and Jackeho sees Willey12369 blush.

    Jackeho offers the keys back to Willey12369 and suddenly blurts out “Your eyes are as beautiful as the sea” before feeling embarrassed and avoid further eye contact.

    Willey12369 gets really turned on and begins to seduce Jackeho. Willey12369 embraces Jackeho and and pushes him against the front door as he unlocks it and opens the door. Jackeho staggers a few steps inside. Willey12369 starts to sing.

    Under the sea.
    He begins to unzip Jackeho’s pants. Under the sea. Darling it’s better.
    Willey12369 grabs Jackeho’s crotch. Down where it’s wetter
    He whips out Jackeho’s cock from inside his pants. Take it in me
    Willey12369 turns around with his butt toward Jacekho and drops his pants. Up in this whore, you’ll work all night. Out and in my bun, you’ll slave away.
    Willey12369 forcefully shoves Jackeho’s penis into his ass. While we bonin’. Full time to moanin’.
    Jackeho slowly pulls out before thrusting his chide right back in. Under the sea!

    They make their way through the bedroom passionately. Willey12369 ends up in the position of lying on the bed stomach first moaning hard while Jackeho was on top of him continually shoving his dick in and out of his ass until he stops abruptly. Jackeho whispers “Something doesn’t feel right.” and gets off Willey12369.

    Willey12369 senses Jackeho’s discomfort and whispers in his ear “Let me take it from here.”

    Jackeho though, pushes Willey12369 away and seemed to be hyperventilating. “No, I can’t... I’m sorry” and storms out of the apartment.
     
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    Chapter 3 - Fitting In

    The next morning

    Jackeho woke up. He let out a big yawn as he stretched his arms, legs, and chide while lying down. At that moment, the door to Zupernutz’s bedroom opened. Gayle came out with his arms around the shoulders of two other dudes. He began singing as he showed them to the door.

    Bye hoe, bye hoe. It’s off to work you go. We kept on fucking all night long. Bye hoe. Bye hoe, Bye hoe.

    Gayle closed the door. He looks back and notices Jackeho had got up. Gayle enthusiastically said “Sup bro! Had an amazing night with those two especially that Nice...whatever his name was...” Gayle started scratching his pubes “...ugh, probably should call himself Nicelice. So how was your night?”

    Jackeho got up and headed for the door. “I don’t want to talk about it”

    Gayle tried to get in his way. “Oh, you got rejected. Don’t worry bro, there are other cocks on the farm out there.”

    Jackeho reached for the doorknob. “I wasn’t rejected. In fact the whole night was going perfect.”

    Gayle was confused and slammed his hand on the door preventing Jackeho from opening the door until he gets his answers “Then what happened?”

    Jackeho responded “I don’t know. I was enjoying myself thrusting it in his butt but something just didn’t feel right and couldn’t bring myself to cum. Alright? I just need to be alone for a bit.” He storms out of the house.

    At the city

    Jackeho took a walk around the city to clear his mind when suddenly the ground shook. Jackeho wondered what’s going on. The ground shook again and again almost like they were footsteps. Jackeho looks down the street to see Cock Lord wreaking havoc again on the city. “Perfect, this will get my mind off things” says Jackeho before he rushes over.

    It wasn’t long for Jackeho to make quick work of Cock Lord. Cock Lord falls to the ground onto his back. He had no energy left and was breathing heavily. Jackeho walks over to Cock Lord’s face. “When will you ever learn that as long as I am here you have no chance of destroying this city. Don’t you know when to stop?” asked Jackeho.

    Cock Lord responded in a slow, high pitched voice. “I am like penis. It go down so weak, but go back up harder again even from simple thought.”

    Jackeho was in shock from the sudden realization “You’re right Cock Lord! I may not have been able to cum yesterday, but if I put my mind to it, I can fuck Willey12369 harder and give him what he deserves. Thanks Cock Lord” says Jackeho before he sprints away.

    Cock Lord slowly says “You’re welcum”.

    Jackeho was running remembering Willey12369’s fine asshole as he began to sing

    He runs down the street. I’ll be in today, I will go the distance.
    Jackeho stops in front of Willey12369’s house. I will find my way with my chide schlong.
    He breaks down the front door. I know every inch would be worth your while.
    Jackeho makes his way to the bedroom. When I go the distance,
    He opens the bedroom door I’ll be right where I belong!

    Willey12369 was naked. His face forward, his arms pulled back, and his butt in the perfect position for a dick to be shoved right in. Behind him was another naked man giving it to Willey12369.

    Jackeho shouted “Gayle!”

    Gayle was startled and stuttered “Uhh... hey bro... how about a threesome?”

    Jackeho was speechless. He took a few steps back slowly before running away.

    Jackeho eventually found his way back to Zupernutz’s place and locked himself in the bathroom and began crying as he stood over the bathroom sink. It took him a few minutes before he could get a hold of himself. He looks towards the mirror and began to sing.

    He took off his clothes. Look at me.
    Jackeho wiped the tears from his face. I will never be a perfect homo. Or a perfect fucker.
    He looks down and grabs his chide. Can it be I’m not meant to use my part.
    Jackeho begins to stroke his dick. Somehow I cannot find. Who I am. Though I’ve tried.
    He looks back at the mirror. When will my reflection show who I go inside.

    Before he can unload, he noticed something in the reflection. He looks behind him to see a ripped page from a Playboy magazine stuck to the wall. It was a nude picture of the girl from the Hunger Games with dried up cum all over it. Jackeho suddenly realized “Of course...”

    Without a further thought, he dashes out of the house and towards the city, naked.

    Elsewhere in the City

    A little girl was standing in front of a tombstone. She was mourning over her loss. “Onii-chan, I miss your cock so much. My ass has finally recovered from what that perverted man did to me. I will get revenge for both of us!”

    “EvanAssScent!” yells someone behind her. She turns around to see the nude Jackeho standing in front of her.

    EvanAssScent grins “Perfect timing for my revenge!” She turns around and gets ready to let out a terrifying fart but before she can, she suddenly finds her butthole plugged. She looks back and sees Jacekho behind her who managed to quickly shove his chide up her ass. She screams before fainting from the distress of receiving anal once again.

    By chance, a cop was strolling by, and manages to catch Jackeho in his act. The cop tackles Jackeho to the ground and arrests him. The cop recognized Jackeho from the time he made a similar arrest months ago. “You disgusting sick freak! You can join your friend in prison.”

    Prison

    The prison officer pushes Jackeho into the shower room. “It’s shower time” said the officer. Jackeho looked around until he finally saw what he was looking for. His eyes glistened and he shouted in excitement “Zupernutz!” as he runs towards him.

    Zupernutz turns around to see who called out his name. However, Jackeho runs into him causing Zupernutz to drop the soap that was in his hand. Zupernutz faintly whispers a “no...”. He looks around and sees nothing but stares and grins from the other prisoners.

    Zupernutz sees Jackeho beside him. Jackeho smiles and assures him “Don’t worry buddy, I got your back.”

    Relieved by Jackeho’s words, he bends down to pick up the soap when suddenly he feels something drive right into his ass. He lets out an “Ah!” Zupernutz looks back and sees Jackeho with his chide thrusted in. “What is wrong with you? Why did you put...”

    Before Zupernutz can finish his sentence, Jackeho says “Your ‘back’ is where it belongs. It feels like home.” He begins to sing as he brings his cock in and out.

    Can you feel my dick tonight? The peace my semen brings...

    Zupernutz was shedding tears of pain “Why are you singing?”
     
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    I wish a friend or family member of yours knew you wrote this. ultimate cringe... I bet you arent very public about your little hobby.. Proper neckbeard
     
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    Yay Dragonfire is back with the dirty fanfics!
     
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    Jacke0 I love Akise

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    You gotta stop writing this genre
     
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    Evanescent Forum PsychoLogist

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    You mean stop using you as a main character
     
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    Jacke0 I love Akise

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    And everybody else that I got the slightest appreciation for as a fuckbuddy for me
     
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    I bet one of them would be 'Gayle'
     
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    DragonFire92x One True God

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    It also contains gay matters? The disclaimer should be "exclusively contains gay matters" at this point lol
     
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    DragonFire92x One True God

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    I just copy pasted that from the disclaimer from the first One Shot. Didn’t really think of that.
     
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    Jacke0 I love Akise

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    I just realized you still writing this

    Stop, pls
     
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    Are you afraid that we figure out that dragon is actually quoting your diary instead of making this up?
     
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    LESBIANS NEXT!!! LESBIANS NEXT!!!
     
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    Chapter 3 is finally here!

    Can anyone name all eight Disney songs used in this fanfiction? (Chap 1 has two, chap 2 has two, chap 3 has four)
     
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    There are 8 of them? Well, I was only able to pick out the dwarves song from Snow White and that song from Mulan in the last chapter.
     

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